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So you decided to watch a Roland Emmerich disaster movie. You better not be complaining how predictable and unrealistic is it cause you’re watching an Emmerich disaster movie. If you are, you’re probably the same people who go watch a Michael Bay movie just to complain it has too many explosions. So if that’s you, WHY ARE YOU READING A REVIEW ON THIS MOVIE. Do us all a favor and just stop using the internet.

Is there a 2012: The Video Game? Cause I’d love to play a game were you had to drive through a city avoiding spontaneous fissures, falling buildings (or drive through them), and then make it to an airplane just to do it all over in again in the sky. It could be a Burnout expansion, Burnout: Disaster Movie.

As for the movie, it was 2 hours and 38 mins of mind-numbing awesome-ness.

What, you expected more? It’s a Emmerich disaster movie!